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Post by Sean » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:58 pm

Some doink chucked a strawberry milkshake at me from the window of a passing car as I was walking home tonight.

Seriously jacked off, however I can't help but feel hypocritical as, if one of my mates suffered this same event, I would probably laugh.

That's why I, somewhat ironically I guess, called in at McDonalds on my way home for a cheeseburger to calm down, and chuckle.


And none of this "McDonalds is evil" chat please, I'm up at 1am waiting for my coat to finish washing and I'm in school at 10am.

What a pile of bear poo.
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Post by String Bean Jean » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:03 am

McDonalds is evil
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Post by Sean » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:44 pm

What a brilliantly unpredictable reply.
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Post by Chem » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:34 am

i guess you will have to wash your jeans now
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Post by Sean » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:37 am

Not strictly true, as per my ethic of 'if the stain ain't bad, then to wear the jeans further I am glad'....

The impact was on the chest, all over my coat to be precise. I removed said coat as soon as I'd taken the dairy product to the chest, and thus restricted drippage to the jeans.

Yes, SOME of the milkshake did get on the jeans, but certainly not enough to warrant a wash!

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Post by Suika » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:20 pm

In a way, drips from milkshake can be their own little wash.
The interview:
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Post by Chem » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:44 pm

milkshake drips if they have dripped in the wrong place (your crotchel area) may get mistaken for Sticky Love Goo, would you not wash them then? No matter the size of the stain?
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Post by Sean » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:03 pm

A discreet stain can add character to the jeans, it's a story to tell it's what I'm trying to say I guess. Imagine a train journey, filled with silence, it can only be broken by you announcing to your fellow commuters - "This here, on my jeans, is NOT a love stain. It is milkshake stain, it originates from...."

This leads onto a thrilling (and match winning anecdote) and climax's with a compelling and rich train journey.

If the stain outsized a box of filter tips, then I would certainly CONSIDER a wash, but I wouldn't want to rush into such a decision. I'd probably mull it over while wearing a "back-up" pair of trousers.
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Post by Sean » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:07 pm

(I'm glad you entered this forum of debate Chem, you've taken this to another level and it's fast becoming almost like a bible for people wondering what to do with stains from such attacks)
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Post by William » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:38 pm

Sean wrote:Yes, SOME of the milkshake did get on the jeans, but certainly not enough to warrant a wash!
have you still not washed them?
honey pie, i don't know when it started, just stop buying your albums from the supermarket. They only sell records that have charted.

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Post by Sean » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:38 pm

Thanks for keeping this thread bumped William, there has been some news just in.

I HAVE WASHED MY JEANS.

Yes, it's with deep sadness that I have washed my jeans, but I have a wedding to go to tomorrow in Crudwell (great name), and I need them for the evening do. You see the jeans are black, so they can be passed off for trousers in the fuzzy tingle times.

Is this the end of the thread?

Lets hope not, it's been emotional.
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Post by Chem » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:54 pm

its not acceptable to wear jeans at a wedding surrrrrrrley!
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Post by String Bean Jean » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:12 pm

Chem wrote:its not acceptable to wear jeans at a wedding surrrrrrrley!
if it is, can I wear some to the snobby sixth form ball?
do they replace DJ trousers?
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Post by Chem » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:17 pm

you have to wear a ball gown
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Post by Chantal » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:39 pm

He'll get a cross-dressing reputation. Not that that's a bad thing.

Totally off-topic now (because usually we stick to topics so well) - Jim, your recently played tracks thing is making me feel the need to play 'song for the dumped'. Love that song!
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Post by Sean » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:40 pm

Course it is, everyone's wasted and not gonna know, and my dance moves will dazzle and excite to a level where people won't even notice what I'm wearing.

And yes, ball gowns are a necessity for any sixth form ball.

I wore one to mine, many many moons ago.
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Post by Sean » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:41 pm

Chantal, can we please stick to trouser based chat in this thread, sorry but if you wanna talk music then I'm afraid you might have to exit "Trouser Chat"
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Post by Chantal » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:44 pm

I deeply apologise! More on topic - I happen to be wearing some black jeans myself right at this moment in time. They don't appear to be stained yet so no entertaining commuters for me.
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Post by Sean » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:47 pm

Don't feel bad for not having a story to tell about your jeans and their cleanliness, it's worth storing the tales up in the anecdote bank (as it were) in case you stumble across 'sticky times' (scuse the pun).

There's no shame in having clean jeans, in fact, there's a song waiting to be written right there.

"I've had my clean jeans on, for two hours now,
Was gonna take a trip to the tip for some food,
but think I'll give it a miss and eat leaves till then"

Major label, european tour support with big band, top ten single, die of aids 10 years down the line. All that can be yours, if your jeans song is good enough.
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Post by Chem » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:47 pm

what trousers should i wear to my theory test tomorrow?
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