The Oobtube

Hello Gaybo!

I send you some post today! should be there in a couple of days innit!


xxx

one of the pictures will be the cover of the mix CD i am going to send to you, as long as you put that adres on the one you are sending me!

He'll get a cross-dressing reputation. Not that that's a bad thing. Totally off-topic now (because usually we stick to topics so well) - Jim, your recently played tracks thing is making me feel the need to play 'song for the dumped'. Love that song! are you going to be going to see mr folds on his ...

what trousers should i wear to my theory test tomorrow?

you have to wear a ball gown

its not acceptable to wear jeans at a wedding surrrrrrrley!

SOME CUNT HAS PARKED RIGHT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE! AND IS LOOKNIG AT ME THRU THE WINDOW! HOW THE HELL AM I MENT TO LOOK AT PORN NOW!

milkshake drips if they have dripped in the wrong place (your crotchel area) may get mistaken for Sticky Love Goo, would you not wash them then? No matter the size of the stain?

GO FUCKING DIE

i guess you will have to wash your jeans now

its from her "personal" collection

maybe we can carry on here?



Today i have learned

Chantel will do anything inculding Gary Coleman

kittens?

you could claim his V's

Chantal wrote:Different strokes...

Wait, can I rephrase that?

what? you want a big of Gary Coleman as well?

Chantal wrote: Do I have some strange Oobtube reputation for being attracted towards mingers or something? First Maggie Thatcher...

no, its just the thought of an orgy of you, the thatchers and wolf from gladiators really does it for me! add a bit of Kathy Staff and there would be spluff of unknown proportions

dont be silly! wolf is not thatchery enough for Chantal

well not i am ever so slightly aroused